Conversations with The BoyPosted: December 9, 2010
*flicking through our three TV stations last night*
Me: Ok so we can either watch a Coronation Street Past Episode Special Thingy, the news or….football.
The Boy: *sits up from the sheer excitement of simply hearing the word ‘football’*
Me: Well I’m know you’re Corrie’d out after the earlier episode and it’s not really fair to make me watch the football…
The Boy: *pouts*
Me: YOUR TEAM ISN’T EVEN PLAYING!!! You don’t support… *squints at screen, sees Ars 0 – 0 Par*…eh, Paraguay or…Arsneckidstan!
The Boy: Lol, well done.
Me: Well Paraguay is right, isn’t it?
The Boy: Yeah.
Me: Just not Arsneckidstan…although I’m sure it’d be a great country!
The Boy: Probably.
Me: …so who are Ars?
The Boy: Arsenal.
Me: *confused* But why are Arsenal playing Paraguay?
The Boy: They’re not.
Me: BUT YOU SAID!!
The Boy: I was being sarcastic.
Me: Sarcasm doesn’t work when it comes to me and football, you know that! So who are they then?
The Boy: Partizan Beograd
Me: Oh….well, good for them.
Me: So the news then?
The Boy: Yup!