A little letter to …Miley Cyrus

Dear Miley,

Omg girl, I just saw you on the big screen there on Saturday and I just can’t believe a little country girl like you has come so far! You’re like one of them there movie stars!

I’m so happy to see that even though you’re famous, it’s obvious you’re still such a good person: the way you let your dad leach off your career to try and kickstart his own failed one is just so amazing.

And it’s cool how you just ignore what people say about your father-daughter relationship being creepy: they’re obviously just jealous! This is one of my favourite pictures because it shows how close you guys are and is totally not the kind of picture a couple would take together:

So cute and appropriate!

I also want to say that I think it’s so great how mature you are! All the tight clothes and the posing and self-touching in your music videos make you look way older. Guys will totally respect that!

Just move over Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez! How dare they think they could compete with you, with their clean cut lifestyles, their sweet smiles and their genuine teeny-bopper act!What do they think they are: 16!?

Oh and did I mention how unbelievably cool you are to have a 20-year-old boyfriend!?

Congrats Girl,

Catherine.

PS: Also keep doing that contant face touching thing you did all through The Climb video, cos that totally works!

PPS: The film wasn’t actually terrible.

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7 Comments on “A little letter to …Miley Cyrus”

  1. Meream says:

    Hahaha there you go again with these little letters.
    Hate hate the vid of that song.

  2. dancelikejordan says:

    That photo is wildly inappropriate, and just tacky and nasty. EW. You are hilarious though! Loving your blog.

  3. whisty says:

    Pure Genius! I’m loving these, A little letter to… Can’t wait for the next one!

  4. White Rabbit says:

    Miley Cyrus upsets me – from her gummy face to her yodelling. *shiver*

  5. Lol, I think she’s really pretty …I think her mouth gives her real character. I just hate when she does that SUPER FAKE GIANT SMILE!!!!!!

  6. Arabelle Aeropostale says:

    You=genious. This chick seariously boooothers me 🙂

  7. Mar says:

    Hey u r awsome i dont care if my parents say u r a bad influence u r still r a great role model im sorry about ur parents i noe wat u r goin though is hard i noe but dnt let that pull u down love u hopefully one day i could meet u : )


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